February 2012
Spread That Shit Like Nutella:... →
truth-has-a-liberal-bias:
Illinois GOP Congressional Candidate: ‘The Holocaust Never Happened’
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Art Jones wants to be the U.S. Representative from the 3rd district of Illinois, which encompasses part of the South Side of Chicago and its suburbs. But his mish-mash of a platform —…
excuse me?
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so every kurtofsky fan fic i read
is like experiencing these two character’s in new worlds and plots and stories and its honestly amazing i feel amazing reading them and all the emotions ugh <3
Why I (a gay guy) will be forever alone:
Attractive boy: Hi! I'm famous and completely inaccessible.
Attractive boy: Hi! I'm straight, so the only serious relationship we'll ever have begins with a "b".
Attractive boy: Hi! I'm a douchebag, and for the most part you'll just be a really awesome fleshlight to me.
Attractive boy: Hi! I'm twice your age, so most people will assume we're related and that'll make any kind of PDA painfully awkward.
Attractive boy: Hi! I'm a lot younger than you. Jail anyone?
Attractive boy: Hi! I'm taken and/or blissfully happy without you.
Attractive boy: Hi! I'm going to friend-zone you. Good luck not developing feelings for me while I depend on you for everything except romance!
Attractive boy: Hi! I live on the other side of the world.
Attractive boy: Hi! I'm not even the slightest bit interested in you because you're too tall, or too short, or too skinny, or too fat, or too fem, or too masc, or too boring, or too outgoing, or I don't like your skin color, or I think your hair is gross, or some other reason that will make you feel like there's something or several things terribly wrong with you.
blaggot:
boys are so hot
I am so homosexual
...?
ohp-thats-what-she-said:
Why does Wonder Woman have an invisible jet when she can fly?
Why is it even invisible??
Straight bitches
Them: Hey you're gay right?
Me: Yeah
Them: Do you lick pussy?
Me: No. I get my girlfriend naked, have her lie spread eagle, and dance around her naked while chanting spells of lust towards her clitoris.
When I first met you, I honestly didn't know you...
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mjolkk:
oh my god i’m at the grocery store and there is a guy in the frozen section who is tweaked off his balls on some kind hallucinatory drug.
i’m in the next isle meowing softly through the cereal boxes where he can’t see me and he is losing his shit pulling pizza boxes out of the freezers and yelling that he needs to save the popsicle cat
am i a bad person
jawnwatsons:
what if they made a film about leonardo dicaprio’s life and the guy who played leo won an oscar
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heyfunniest:
Having a Bad day? LAUGH & CLICK HERE!!
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